Please, read this whether you are voting for Mcain or Obama. Even if you hated or liked President Bush this article should explain the course this nation is headed for.
PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP
BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH
The following 'speech' was written recently by an ordinary Maine-iac [a resident of the People's Republic of Maine ]. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. This is an excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living.
The speech George W. Bush might give:
Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.
Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media.
Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.
We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied...People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.
Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named ' Clinton ' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
Now some of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan , a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to re-elect him. He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel. Did you sleep through high school?
You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.
You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'
Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.
Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.
Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars.
I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out,even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.
I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.
So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.
So that's it. God bless what's left of America.
Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.
PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.
Marty's Message:
Why aren't any of these bullshit tracts signed? This PR piece of dreck has obviously been planted by a professional firm hired by "oil friends of George" or "good ole Texas boys for George"...God knows the group aligned in "Cowards for George" is simply too big to control and lacks the chumminess of a more collegial group, perhaps "Coke up, Party up, Drink up In George's Beneficience", CUPUDUIGB for short, or some such group of filthy rich pigs that kick in dough for the right to kiss George's dumb ass and keep their space at the (high) hog feeding trough. All this in a vain attempt to bolster George's pathetic presidential legacy...and deflate the cheers of the heirs of James Buchanan.
If the person who wrote, what oat meal brains consider clever, this sophomoric "speech" best suited to a Junior High burlesque, thinks for a living as well as he doesn't write for a living...he lives a life bereft of simple conveniences, and no claims on 'reason' or logical thinking whatsoever. Its a good bet he never met a Jesuit, let alone studied Thomas Aquinas. Well, let's have at this faux joker.
For openers, Bush's pop rating is more like 28%, threatening HST's lowest record, so he doesn't know fully 72% of his fellow Americans...not the 50% cited in the maniac's speech. Incidentally, there is a legal maxim which contends that if any part of a witness'es testimony can be impeached, the entire testimony can be discarded...as this should be. But its too much fun jousting with someone who must have a pointy head shaped by years of wearing a dunce hat in cold Maine.
His "quitting" the presidency shouldn't shock anyone. If the dunce that wrote this only did a simple exercise in past performance handicapping this plug he would have learned of all past endeavors Bush has 'quit' on. In the interest of husbanding space, it is sufficient for the purpose of learning Bush's commitment perfidies to name but one, the Natl Guard. I suppose the maniac could make the case that some yahoo, red neck Southern politician's run for dog catcher was, at the time, more important to the nation's welfare than George's fighting in Viet Nam...but given what we have come to know about George, its probably best he stayed out of the war...we lost it soon enough without him.
Sorry George, UN mandates aside, you did break international laws, not to mention tacit United States honor and heretofore policies. You ARE a war criminal...and if we were to lose this fiasco, you'd be hanged. Rightfully so.
Sorry George, you can quit, after all, that's your family's birthright...but not because American citizens don't know what's going on in the world. YOU, you dumb prick, spent millions of your corporate masters' dough getting elected to the office whose oath binds YOU to the responsibility of knowing what's going on in the world. Most Americans are too busy busting their asses to put food on the table and clothing their kids to spend much time researching the cultural history of the Taliban, and their dependence on the economic ramifications of the poppy crop, vis-a-vis Pakistan's relationship to Afghanistan's agricultural markets and their combined economic influence on the cocaine trade in Western cultures. Come to think of it, you probably don't know either.
Sorry George, you're too shortsighted to realize that people are concerned about beachfront property, polar bears and the lowly titmouse because they know our planet's ecosystem is directly related to human well-being. We also know its a little over your head, not within your ken. Perhaps in your dotage, sitting on your porch in Crawford, someday you'll read a book which begins beyond, "see Spot run."
Your right about the intelligence on Iraq being faulty, AFTER your neocons doctored it for public consumption. The CIA, our premier foreign agency, never stamped their imprimatur on their reports to you...Wolfowitz and Cheney Co. did. As to the rest of the world, oh, right, let's see, Chad, Nigeria, Iceland, Ireland and I believe , was it Costa Rica...all their foreign intelligence agencies that had operatives in Iraq and spy satellites working day and night, they ALL agreed with YOUR assessment, right? And, no, George, you couldn't have planted WMDs in Iraq...it simply wouldn't fly...too many traitors that would have flipped...probably for dough from the Natl. Enquirer...or maybe Entertainment Tonight. Goofball. Yea, you 'owned' up to it months after you were nailed...you lying prick. Oil? IT WAS OIL AND IT IS OIL. PERIOD. And why was the first order, the very first order effected by our Grand Poobah...Bremer, that Iraq oil no longer be traded in petroeuros but in petrodollars? You know, of course, that not 1 in 100,000 Americans understands seignerage, don't you George, you prick. And why was the only building in all of iraq ordered protected be the Oil Ministry? And why are the big 6 oil companies enacting contracts with the iraq govt that gives them the most oppressive oil rights ever gained in the Mid-East, surpassing the Aramco contracts of 65 years ago in Arabia? You also know, don't you George, that an American garrison will be maintained in Iraq as long as the oil holds out, don't you, you prick.
Now for the fucking maniac that wrote this bullshit. Obama is no nitwit...and for someone to say a black, a black, can become a member of the Harvard Law Review..not to mention being elected to the presidency of the Harvard Law Review and a Magna cum Laude to boot...only says one thing for a fact...and that is whoever said this is a certified asshole and bona fide oat meal brain. 2. Obama never said we should attack Pakistan...you fucking propaganding liar. 3. Obama never said he wanted to make peace with Iran, you fucking liar. 4. Obama never said what you claim about Iraq, Afghanistan or Israel, money to the govt for illegals, nuclear weapons and stopping foreign aid to Israel......YOU LYING MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE IS LAST YEAR'S XMAS TREE...LIKE YOU? Enough already, if anyone reading this guy's nonsense believes it...well, you're beyond the pale...and come January, 2009 payback begins.
Send me this guy's name, I will personally see to it that MY message about him gets to 40 or 50,000,000 Americans via cyberspace...this authoritarian, fascist propaganda shit has to be stopped, its not funny and these thinly disguised naziis should be fought tooth and nail. I'm doing my bit...what are YOU doing about it?
